Living Libido Loco

My meno paused, then left for good.

"Good riddance," declared my libido, unpacking her bags.

I'm moving in.

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She was lively, she was lustful.

Then depression jostled for space, dominating my moods.

Libido hid out.

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Medication to the rescue!

SSRIs did the trick, evicting that nasty depression.

Come back, Libido!

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Yeah, right. Read the label, sucker!

Those meds and I can't live under the same roof.

Libido moved out.

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"I'll try something else," I pleaded.

Look! This one says it will make me happy AND horny!

I lied, but it worked.

Hi Kuh! How Are You?

I understand men.

They are such simple creatures.

All they want is sex.

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Though I'm a woman,

I don't understand women.

We're complicated.

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Some of us use sex

To get what we want from men.

It's a win, win deal!

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I dislike summer,

but not as much as winter.

Spring's okay though.

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Too hot or too cold.

Is "just right" too much to ask?

Apparently so.

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It's late and I'm tired.

I'll go to bed now, and dream...

Dream of "just right" sex.

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