Friday, November 21, 2008




How do I love thee, Blogging? Let me count the ways.



1. I can yammer on and on, about anything I want, and no one interrupts me! How cool is that?
2. I can make false assertions, present fiction as fact, describe myself as tall and willowy, and no one corrects me! That's pretty darned cool also.
3. I can say fuck, shit, cunt, prick, fuckety-fuck-fuck, suckety-suck, lickety lick, 69 x 69, and no one censors me.
4. I can make lame jokes, and no one groans (at least I can't hear the groans...).
5. I can pretend that I have friends out there in the ether, even though we've never seen one another, heard each other's voices, or touched, tasted or smelled one another. Maybe, in a way, blogging is kind of a "sixth sense."
6. I can entertain myself by reading the truly clever stuff that some of my favorite bloggers write, like grant miller, katie schwartz, dr. monkey, politits, some guy, spartacus, whineguide, oneman, billstankus and so many others.
7. I can yammer on and on, make false asserions and lame jokes in the "comments" section of other people's blogs, when I'm too lazy to think of something to write about in my own blog.
8. What's not to love?

8 comments:

Bill Stankus said...

Welcome to the 21th century. You are ether.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Aw shucks, thanks for the compliment.

One Man’s Opinion said...

I love number three and especially number five. But there is so much more to love. I'm going to marry blog next year.

DCup said...

Ain't blogging beautiful?

Letty Cruz said...

Ah! I'm currently suffering from a yammering dry spell :(

So until I hit a gusher of new yammers I must live vicariously off other people's yammerings. Muah! and good to "see" you again <3

fingers said...

It's like hosting your own 'Today Show'...without the hassle of having to do it every fucking day...

Lad Litter said...

Yep, couldn't agree more. Great cartoon, too. Arf!

Spartacus said...

I'd say shut your mouth, but you included me as one of your favorite bloggers. :^D. So, testify sister! Everything you say is gospel, fucking truth. I swear it.