How do I love thee, Blogging? Let me count the ways.
1. I can yammer on and on, about anything I want, and no one interrupts me! How cool is that?
2. I can make false assertions, present fiction as fact, describe myself as tall and willowy, and no one corrects me! That's pretty darned cool also.
3. I can say fuck, shit, cunt, prick, fuckety-fuck-fuck, suckety-suck, lickety lick, 69 x 69, and no one censors me.
4. I can make lame jokes, and no one groans (at least I can't hear the groans...).
5. I can pretend that I have friends out there in the ether, even though we've never seen one another, heard each other's voices, or touched, tasted or smelled one another. Maybe, in a way, blogging is kind of a "sixth sense."
6. I can entertain myself by reading the truly clever stuff that some of my favorite bloggers write, like grant miller, katie schwartz, dr. monkey, politits, some guy, spartacus, whineguide, oneman, billstankus and so many others.
7. I can yammer on and on, make false asserions and lame jokes in the "comments" section of other people's blogs, when I'm too lazy to think of something to write about in my own blog.
8. What's not to love?
8 comments:
Welcome to the 21th century. You are ether.
Aw shucks, thanks for the compliment.
I love number three and especially number five. But there is so much more to love. I'm going to marry blog next year.
Ain't blogging beautiful?
Ah! I'm currently suffering from a yammering dry spell :(
So until I hit a gusher of new yammers I must live vicariously off other people's yammerings. Muah! and good to "see" you again <3
It's like hosting your own 'Today Show'...without the hassle of having to do it every fucking day...
Yep, couldn't agree more. Great cartoon, too. Arf!
I'd say shut your mouth, but you included me as one of your favorite bloggers. :^D. So, testify sister! Everything you say is gospel, fucking truth. I swear it.
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