Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Okay, I'm determined to post something, ANYthing, even though I'm in on of my "Why am I alive, life sucks, the world's going to hell in a handbasket" moods. So, after staring at the blank screen for several minutes, inspiration struck! I'm going to think positive and come up with a list of ten GOOD things, if I have to sit here all night. Here we go...

Ten Good Things

1. Our yard looks really pretty, with lots of flowers blooming and my artful arrangements of pretty rocks around each flower bed. If I weren't so frigging lazy I'd take some photos of those flower beds and post them, so you'd believe me. Oops! Did I veer into negative territory with the "lazy" remark? Skip that part and just pretend there are some nice pictures inserted here:

2. As far as I know, everyone whom I love is healthy.

3. So far, July in Lancaster county has been pleasant, with temps in the mid-eighties and NOT HUMID! HALLALUJAH!

4. Rush Limbaugh will probably not live for more than 40 or 50 more years.

5. I can still picture that hunky waiter in Siracusa. just occurred to me that someone in our group may have taken a photo of him. If that happened, and it can be found, I will post it!

6. We have plenty of beautiful lettuce, cucumbers, zucchini (surprise!), tomatoes, bell peppers, swiss chard, parsley and carrots in the garden. Wow! That's eight "good things" right there!

7. Today I did the laundry AND the ironing in the same day! Usually the ironing sits around, getting more and more wrinkled for days, sometimes weeks, before I get it done.

8. Not all the glaciers have melted yet.

9. Sex between consenting adults is not illegal in most states, yet.

10. Sarah Palin is not Vice President. (Please note that I did not add the word "yet" to this sentence.)


Bill Stankus said...

Who irons? This is the 21st century.

Regarding gardening ... that why they invented stores.

Rush Limbaugh died 25 years ago and his body has been reanimated by Darth Chaney, the sicko ventriloquist from hell.

And, didn't you know, sex is illegal everywhere, especially between consenting adults (whatever that is).

Finally, Sarah Palin will soon be the Fox main news person at 6 AM o'clock .. 7 AM o'clock .. noon, 3 o'clock .. 5 o'clock .. 6 o'clock .. 7 o'clock and 10 and 11 o'clock.

Good night and sweet Italian waiter dreams.

Distributorcap said...

very therapuetic

Lad Litter said...

Sarah Palin almost spoiled the liking I have for the sexy librarian look. I said almost.

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