I've got NEWS for you geniuses in the news media - Michael Jackson is dead!
D - E - A - D....DEAD
Why am I still being subjected to photos of his poor, old, bleached, re-formed, de-formed, make--upped pseudo face?
If I have to see photos of men every time I pick up a magazine or turn on the computer, let it be photos of LIVING men, preferably MANLY men, muscly, square-jawed, natural men. If they happen to be singers, let them be singers with deep, manly voices, not trembly falsettos.
And if and when any of them dies,give them no more than a week of tribute, and move on. Make room for the living, and stop making me dwell on my own mortality.