Saturday, January 09, 2010

I've got NEWS for you geniuses in the news media - Michael Jackson is dead!

D - E - A - D....DEAD

Why am I still being subjected to photos of his poor, old, bleached, re-formed, de-formed, make--upped pseudo face?
If I have to see photos of men every time I pick up a magazine or turn on the computer, let it be photos of LIVING men, preferably MANLY men, muscly, square-jawed, natural men. If they happen to be singers, let them be singers with deep, manly voices, not trembly falsettos.

And if and when any of them dies,give them no more than a week of tribute, and move on. Make room for the living, and stop making me dwell on my own mortality.


Lorna Lilo said...

I have shoes that look more manly than that, and don't melt in the sun.

Utah Savage said...

I couldn't agree more. We like our men stout hearted and real. Like Lorna, I too have shoes more manly than Michael ever was. He was such a mess in life, I was kind of relieved he died perhaps saving countless little boys a lifetime of identity confusion and emotional pain.

Ms Smack said...

He's just one more dead pedophile to me.

I hope he rots in hell.

carlos de la parra said...

It seems the market wants to keep Michael alive forever,just like they did with ELVIS,and a score of people that can keep the kaching forever