Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Say What?

One of my favorite bloggers, Anthony Venetulo, alerted his devoted followers to the blog of Micael Chadwick, "The Journey." Micael is inviting his readers to answer 10 questions and link them to his blog. The questions, along with my answers, follow:

1. What is your favorite word?
My favorite word, partly because of what it means and partly because I love to say it, slowly and laciviously is...LUST.

2. What is your least favorite word?
My least favorite word is HATE! I HATE hate!

3. What turns you on, creatively, spiritually and emotionally?
The full moon.

4. What turns you off?
A messy, filthy kitchen with a sink full of crusty, dirty dishes, pots and pans.

5. What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck! Fuckety, fuck fuck!

6. What sound or noise do you love?
Birds singing.

7. What sound or noise do you hate?
Loud, blubbery farts.

8. What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt?
Absolute dictator of the USA!

9. What profession would you not like to do?
A garbage collector.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"Thank heavens, you're here! Johnny Depp has been waiting for you!"


Gorilla Bananas said...

Hah, good answers! I hope you become Queen of the USA, which sounds better than "dictator". I'm glad you're turned on by the moon, because that will be the subject of my next post. Don't expect it to turn you on, though.

Rabbit (Micael Chadwick) said...

But quiet, sharp farts are okay right?

Jodi MacArthur said...

Ha! This is why I love yuo. <3

Bukowski's Basement said...

Thanks for the PR Ms. Z... And I'm so glad you found Micael. He's truly an honest voice...

And love these answers!

Will said...

Johnny Depp? Isn't he the pool boy at the midtown Hyatt?

Roland D. Yeomans said...

Your answers, like you, are unique.

Thanks for your appreciative comment on my story for Erin Cole's 13 DAYS OF HORROR.

Have a great weekend. Roland