Monday, July 28, 2008

Party Time!
What this country needs is a good THIRD PARTY. A third party with a candidate who will put some ZEST into this listless presidential campaign. Otherwise, there is a considerable danger of the electorate falling into a stupor, listening to same-old, same-old flip-flopping, mud-slinging, gaffes and retractions, and perhaps forgetting to even go to the polls on November 4. Well,leave it to Madam Z to remedy the situation. Let me introduce you to my choice for Captain of our Ship of State, ZEKE!
(Reprinted from my post in Six Sentences.)

Zeke had been raised as a Republican, but as soon as he was old enough to get a hard-on, he knew that that uptight, sex-fearing, no-partying party was not for him, but he didn’t care much for the Democrats either, since they were all about political correctness and worrying about poor people and boring stuff like that.

So, Zeke decided to start his own political party – the Z-Party; a party that liked to PARTY!

He’d need a new party animal – no lame-ass donkey or fat-ass elephant – the Z-Party’s mascot would be a Zebra, male, of course, and he would be hung like a horse.

Now for the party platform… Zeke scratched his chin and looked up at the sky, smiling, as he pictured himself as President of the new, improved nation.

He had been elected in a landslide, after he told the voters that “Anything goes in the Z-Party, well, almost anything…no murder, of course, and no non-consensual anything, homosexuality is fine, heterosexuality, bestiality, drink whatever you want, smoke whatever you want…hell’s bells, DO whatever you want, as long as you observe the Golden Rule.

Yeah, that’s the only law we need in the Z-party – “Don’t do unto others what you don’t want them to do unto you…or something like that; I’ll work out the details later,” he told the cheering throngs.

He's got my vote!


DivaJood said...

Personally, I think Zeke would make a great mascot for the Shit from Shinola Party that I am running on. Either Zeke, or the Sloth Mary Ellen found.

Besides, if you are my official fortune teller, how can you start another party?

Randal Graves said...

Yes, what is going on here? We don't want to have to resort to Miss Cleo, dammit.

Distributorcap said...

i am voting for Zeke

i have slogan

all the way with LB Zeke
I like Zeke
Zeke's the One

Dr. Zaius said...

Oh, dear! The election is getting very confusing! Do you have a picture of Zeke? Inquiring minds want to know.

Utah Savage said...

I do have to admit I like Zeke's platform, but Diva would hunt me down and I wouldn't be able to be Great Chief Justice of the Supremes.

Montgomery Maxton said...

an artist created a character based on my called Zebra Boy @ maybe he has it up on his site.

Madam Z said...

diva: What can I say? I see everything in black and white.

randal: Zeke insists on the zebra for his mascot. Miss Cleo will have to go elsewhere.

dc: You have been selected as the official Secretary of Slogans.

dr. Z: Sorry, Dr. I told Zeke he'd have to bathe and shave before his official portrait is taken, and thus far he has refused.

I'm sure Zeke would consider having Diva as his running mate...

montgomery: Those are some beautiful and intriguing paintings. Really!

fingers said...

I am convinced that any political party which legalises sex between consenting cousins would be elected in a landslide in the USA.
The people have spoken...and they're saying they want to be able to sleep with their cousins if they're attractive...

Letty Cruz said...

I'm afraid the Republican party is Machiavellian enough to steal another election if it's close enough for Diebold voting machine fuding like the last one. And if Obama gets an overwhelming landslide, I'm afraid the current GOP administration would declare a national emergency for some manufactured incident.

Before the Iraq fiasco I would have laughed such things off as conspiracy theory bull, but now it seems quite plausible. I hope I'm wrong, but this country has come closer to something worse than a two party system: a one-party oligarchy.

Letty Cruz said...

And good to "see" you again :)

My cable is FINALLY back up and laptop quality time was rare and work -dominated * le sigh*

Good night <3

Jo Horsman said...

Thoroughly unrelated: Thanks for taking the time to leave a comment about my 6S 'As Above, So Below'.

3rd party? - I believe we have one of those here in the UK. Mmmm. Somewhere.

J x

One Man’s Opinion said...

You know you need Jesus. LOL

KELSO'S NUTS said...

There were two good ones: Kucinich and Paul.

Madam Z said...

fingers: I have some very attractive cousins with whom I wouldn't mind "sleeping." I'll talk to Zeke about some legislation.

letty: Would you be okay with a "one party oligarchy" if it were the Z-Party?

jo: By the time I get to the "third party," I'm usually too drunk to vote.

omo: I "need Jesus" as much as he needs me. :)

Kelso!! I'm so glad to hear from you again! I've missed you! I hope you read my post on August 13. By pure coincidence, it references Ron Paul.