Thursday, February 04, 2010


Why does winter have to be so damn cold? Why the hell did I ever leave California? I hate winter! I hate snow! I really, really hate ICE! (Except in small cubes, in my whiskey) And don't get me started on ice-cold WIND! Why did the goddamn groundhog have to see his goddamn shadow? Why can't I move to Florida? IT'S NOT FAIR!

6 comments:

Bill Stankus said...

I see the problem - whiskey is much better without the ice.

Michael Solender said...

ah but how we appreciate spring when it is all over! plus think of all those witches tits that need the frost..bite!

Robert McEvily said...

When life gives you lemons, make lemon snow!

Madam Z said...

Ah! Yellow snow that would be good to eat!

carlos de la parra said...

I never understand people that choose to live their whole life in freezing weather,or the other extreme either,2 years in New York sufficed for me,and then back home to California.

Eric said...

Damn you and your posts! Now I want some yummy whiskey with ice. And penguin soup.