Why does winter have to be so damn cold? Why the hell did I ever leave California? I hate winter! I hate snow! I really, really hate ICE! (Except in small cubes, in my whiskey) And don't get me started on ice-cold WIND! Why did the goddamn groundhog have to see his goddamn shadow? Why can't I move to Florida? IT'S NOT FAIR!
6 comments:
I see the problem - whiskey is much better without the ice.
ah but how we appreciate spring when it is all over! plus think of all those witches tits that need the frost..bite!
When life gives you lemons, make lemon snow!
Ah! Yellow snow that would be good to eat!
I never understand people that choose to live their whole life in freezing weather,or the other extreme either,2 years in New York sufficed for me,and then back home to California.
Damn you and your posts! Now I want some yummy whiskey with ice. And penguin soup.
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