It's snowing again. We don't need any more snow, goddamnit! There was plenty of snow on the ground yesterday, then more was dumped on us this morning. It finally stopped around 2 pm and I thought it was done. But NOOOOO! That witch, Mother Nature had to flex her stupid snow muscles again, and now I don't even want to look outside, for fear the goddamn house is being buried in the disgusting stuff.
-I thought global warming was supposed to take care of this unpleasantness. Surely by now we in the mid-state region should be able to grow orchids outside in the middle of winter. But all we can grow now is gigantic icicles! I actually saw some icicles yesterday that reached from the eaves of a neighbor's house, all the way to the ground.
-One week from today is Groundhog Day. That little bastard better not see his shadow, or he's going into my stew pot!
2 comments:
Well, if you took a southbound train...I wonder what it's like at the boundary, where there's snow to the north and green grass to the south?
Giant icicles sound cool! MmmmmmmGroundhog stew!
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