Monday, October 08, 2007





Septuple



Well, nobody actually asked, but I was inspired by Politits , who was inspired by Freida Bee , to think of seven more things about my illustrious self.



1. I'm pretty sure that I saw a flying saucer, on the night of July 5, 1976, while camping in North Dakota.




2. The best sex I ever had took place on the conference table in the business office where I worked. (After closing time, of course...)




3. I was 30 years old before I learned that the "b" is silent in the word "subtle."

4. Until I was almost 10 years old, I thought that pregnancy was caused by the preacher saying, "I now pronounce you man and wife."

5. I don't understand how some people can believe that you get a ticket to heaven by detonating a bomb strapped to him/herself and ripping bystanders, men, women and children, to bloody shreds.


6. But then, I don't understand how ANYONE past the age of 7 can believe in heaven.


7. One of my best friends tells me that I am the most neurotic person she's ever known. I tell HER that "birds of a feather flock together."

7 comments:

DCup said...

Love #4, will be using #7 on someone!

Glad you jumped in where the water is fine!

Captain Smack said...

"The best sex I ever had took place on the conference table in the business office where I worked."

Sounds like you had a very productive meeting. If I were the boss, I'd encourage these types of "proactive" exchanges between my employees. Great way to boost company morale.

Katz said...

7. No you don't, because I'm not. ;o)

Madam Z said...

dcup: Nothing like a refreshing dip in the blogpool!

smack: Ah yes...he was a pro, and very active...

katz: Huh??

Katz said...

Don't tell me you don't know who I am??!

Madam Z said...

katz: Oh yes you ARE!! =:}D

jewgirl said...

Oh, I love #7. It's sooo true. I'm shamefully neurotic. We found. We flock.