Thursday, October 25, 2007

Top Ten Reasons Why I Like My Blog

1. No one can interupt me while I'm talking.
2. No one reading it knows what I look like behind those green sunglasses.
3. I can say any fucking shit I want to.
4. I get entertaining comments from people like
distributorcap, jewgirl and dcup.
5. I set it up ALL BY MYSELF! (OK, OK, I didn't create the blogspot software, smart aleck)
6. It's more entertaining than anything on tv (with the possible exception of Wheel of Fortune).
7. I don't need an agent to get published.
8. It doesn't contribute to global warming.
9. It keeps me off the streets at night.
And...Number 10...it rhymes with FROG!

6 comments:

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Of all the reasons why you love your blog, I like #7 best. It's the reason why I love my blog as well.

V. said...

10. If I stay up all night writing a blog post, I don't feel like I have been out all night on the grog.

Madam Z said...

dr. m: Yeah, I like #7 best as well.

v: You know what? I tried to think of some way to use the word "grog" for #10. I like yours almost enough to add a #11!

jewgirl said...

You are so cute! I couldn't agree with you more. Your blog is fuckin'tits, girl.

Madam Z said...

Thank you, Katie! (I think...)

Writeprocrastinator said...

"It keeps me off the streets at night."

I don't know...












methinks thou can do more damage from behind the computer.