Thursday, October 25, 2007

Top Ten Reasons Why I Like My Blog

1. No one can interupt me while I'm talking.
2. No one reading it knows what I look like behind those green sunglasses.
3. I can say any fucking shit I want to.
4. I get entertaining comments from people like
distributorcap, jewgirl and dcup.
5. I set it up ALL BY MYSELF! (OK, OK, I didn't create the blogspot software, smart aleck)
6. It's more entertaining than anything on tv (with the possible exception of Wheel of Fortune).
7. I don't need an agent to get published.
8. It doesn't contribute to global warming.
9. It keeps me off the streets at night.
And...Number rhymes with FROG!


Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Of all the reasons why you love your blog, I like #7 best. It's the reason why I love my blog as well.

V. said...

10. If I stay up all night writing a blog post, I don't feel like I have been out all night on the grog.

Madam Z said...

dr. m: Yeah, I like #7 best as well.

v: You know what? I tried to think of some way to use the word "grog" for #10. I like yours almost enough to add a #11!

jewgirl said...

You are so cute! I couldn't agree with you more. Your blog is fuckin'tits, girl.

Madam Z said...

Thank you, Katie! (I think...)

Writeprocrastinator said...

"It keeps me off the streets at night."

I don't know...

methinks thou can do more damage from behind the computer.