Sunday, December 30, 2007

I left a comment on Dr. Zaius' blog regarding John McCain's "moral bankruptcy." It turned out to be such a passionate diatribe, that I must share it with you. Fuck! I may rent a goddamned billboard and post it on the highway.

All these sub-simian assholes who talk about us "surrendering in Iraq" act like the IRAQIS are the ones who STARTED this stupid war! Listen up, McCain. The U.S. INVADED IRAQ! We SHOULDN'T HAVE! Our stated goal was to depose Sadaam Hussein. We did that. HE'S FUCKING DEAD! So let's just say (once again) MISSION ACCOMPLISHED AND GET THE HELL OUT of the Pottery Barn, before we break whatever's left there and before we FINISH BREAKING THE AMERICAN BANK!
Not that I'm upset or anything.


KELSO'S NUTS said...

Would somebody please tell me who the "enemy" is. I think it's Tim Russert, but that's just me.

Madam Z said...

Kelso, we think as one. Every time I hear someone on the news refer to "the enemy" in Iraq, I shake my fist at the tv or radio.

Distributorcap said...

madam z

you said it better than anyone

"we have met the enemy and he is us"
Walt Kelly, 1970

Dr. Zaius said...

I blame Al Gore for inventing the internet and global warming. It's all his fault! Happy New Year, Madam Z!

KELSO'S NUTS said...

Z: Thanks for the push to Dr Zaius's McCain piece. Very good stuff. Very pithy.

And, Z, don't forget to visit the Nuts to read my praises of you.

electro-kevin said...

What about the oil ?

I know it's a nasty business - but not as nasty as things would get if our gas pumps were empty.

Madam Z said...

dc: Sad, but true.

Dr Z: Bad Gore!

Kelso: I am not worthy! Oh wait, I'm not going to say shit like that anymore. I'll just say "Thank you!" (Blush)

Kevin: What about the oil? Hmmmm...How about if we mandate liposuction for everyone with a BMI over 30 and melt the fat down and pump it into our gas tanks?