Sunday, December 16, 2007

You know what I'm sick of? Yeah, you're right. The answer is "things too numerous to recount." But right now, the things at the top of the list are as follows (in order of intensity of sickness):

1. Any public photos, articles about, talk about, or any other reference to fucking stupid Paris goddamned-drunk Hilton.

2. Any public photos, articles about, talk about, or any other reference to fucking stupid Britney goddamned-drunk Spears.

3. Any public photos, articles about, talk about, or any other reference to fucking stupid Nicole goddamned-drunk Richie.

4. Any public photos, articles about, talk about, or any other reference to fucking stupid Lindsey goddamned-drunk Lohan.

5. Stupid, fucking, goddamned freezing cold wind blowing all around my goddamned poorly insulated, leaky-windowed house.

There. I feel better now.

3 comments:

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

I could not agree more.

Ms Smack said...

Ditto what the Dr Monkey said. Regarding your windows, can you go the hardware store and get some clear selleys? They come in a self-contained squirting gun and they're like a hard gel that solidifies around the surface of a window. They're gap-fillers, clear and worth their weight in avoiding the cold!

Ms Smack said...

Ditto what the Dr Monkey said. Regarding your windows, can you go the hardware store and get some clear selleys? They come in a self-contained squirting gun and they're like a hard gel that solidifies around the surface of a window. They're gap-fillers, clear and worth their weight in avoiding the cold!